DEUCEBAG
Your name is CLUBS DEUCE and you are the smallest member of the MIDNIGHT CREW. You really enjoy your job as the DEMOLITIONS EXPERT, but not as much as you enjoy just spending time with your friends.

You're very tolerant of the rival gang THE FELT and only hurt them because that's what you're told to do. You do a lot of things just because you're told to. You consider HEARTS BOXCARS to be your best friend. Your memory is terrible and this causes you to make MANY MESS-UPS.

When you use the computer YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO HELP BEING VERY EXCITED AND SOMEWHAT ELOQUENT.




{{Independent RP blog for Clubs Deuce from Homestuck. Er.... I'll probably go back and forth between HIS TYPING QUIRK. And bracket style.}}
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stabby-slick:

deucesblackinches:

stabby-slick:

deuce

 that is why i didnt want anyone to fucking reblog it fuck

i fucking fixed it though jeez

god fucking dammit

OH JEEZ, DID I MESS UP?

OOPSIES!

SORRY, BOSS.

I JUST WANTED TO HELP YOU STOP BEING BORED!!

I COULD SEND YOU A LOT OF MESSAGES INSTEAD.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE THAT MORE!

holy shit no deuce dont

just go bug boxcars or something fuck

or maybe go talk to itchy

heheh

yeah to bug the shit out of him why dont you heh

I AM NOT SURE WHERE BOXCARS IS AT THE MOMENT…

HMM.

BUT ITCHY WOULD BE GLAD TO SEE ME, I AM SURE OF THAT!

I WILL BE BACK SOON, BOSS!

BYE BYE.

Oct 12th (10:21pm)
im

stabby-slick:

deucesblackinches:

stabby-slick:

fucking bored

THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE ANY FUN!!

OH BOY, THIS WILL LOOK FUNNY TO ANYBODY UNABLE TO SEE THE TAG YOU HAVE LEFT ON THE ORIGINAL POST.

HI, BOSS.

HI.

deuce

 that is why i didnt want anyone to fucking reblog it fuck

i fucking fixed it though jeez

god fucking dammit

OH JEEZ, DID I MESS UP?

OOPSIES!

SORRY, BOSS.

I JUST WANTED TO HELP YOU STOP BEING BORED!!

I COULD SEND YOU A LOT OF MESSAGES INSTEAD.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE THAT MORE!

Oct 12th (10:11pm)
im

stabby-slick:

fucking

THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE ANY FUN!!

OH BOY, THIS WILL LOOK FUNNY TO ANYBODY UNABLE TO SEE THE TAG YOU HAVE LEFT ON THE ORIGINAL POST.

HI, BOSS.

HI.

Oct 12th (9:59pm)

mrlifdoff:

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Oct 5th (10:44pm)

kissthegirldamnit:

NO I AINT PART OF THE FUCKIN FELT YOU RETARD

IM JUST NOT FROM YER UNIVERSE

I DONT EVEN KNOW IF YOUD BE ABLE TO GET ME THE HAT FROM OVER THERE

IT IS VERY STUPID TO THINK YOU ARE PART OF THE FELT, I KNOW.

WORRY NOT, BOXCARS, I WILL FIND YOU A WAY TO GET ONE OF MY HATS!

Oct 4th (9:07pm)

renegadewithoutaim:

but it’s very fun!

Rumpplestiltskin! See?

That’s a fun word.

THAT IS A VERY FUN SOUNDING WORD INDEED! 

DEFLAGRATION! 

THAT IS A FUN WORD AS WELL.

Oct 4th (8:54pm)

kissthegirldamnit:

YEAH

SURE

IF YOU SAY SO

I KNEW YOU WOULD BE FOND OF THE IDEA, BOXCARS. 

I WILL EVEN MAKE YOU ONE.

EVEN IF YOU ARE FROM A “DIFFERENT TIMELINE.”

WHICH I FIND VERY SILLY OF YOU TO SAY. 

UNLESS YOU ARE PART OF THE FELT.

WHICH IS JUST PLAIN UNBELIEVABLE!

Oct 4th (8:50pm)

renegadewithoutaim:

Neither have I!

WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING, THEN??

THAT IS SO SILLY OF YOU TO DO!

SAYING THINGS WITHOUT KNOWING THEIR DEFINITIONS. 

Oct 4th (8:45pm)

kissthegirldamnit:

WE AINT GOT FAMILY TIES

NOT MORE THAN ANY TWO FUCKIN DERSITES

YOU AINT EVEN FROM MY TIMELINE

DONT MEAN I CANT CHIT CHAT WITH YA

BUT YEAH I GUESS MAKIN NEW HATS IS SOMETHIN

HOW YOU PLANNIN ON MAKIN EM

IF YOU SAY SO!

OH, BUT HATS!

YES.

I PLAN TO MAKE THEM OUT OF PAPER.

I HAVE RECENTLY PURCHASED A BOOK ON “THE ART OF PAPER FOLDING” AND THERE WERE HAT DESIGNS IN THERE!

I AM SURE THAT EVERYBODY WILL ENJOY THEM.

Oct 4th (8:45pm)

renegadewithoutaim:

Have you tried learning interpretive dance?

I LOVE TO DANCE!! 

THOUGH, I HAVE NOT HEARD OF THIS “INTERPRETIVE” OF WHICH YOU SPEAK.

Oct 4th (8:41pm)
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